Myth or Legend WF XVIII Part V

May 13, 2009

Myth or Legend WF XVIII Part V

Author: Woozy | Category: Myths and Legends

As we are all now well aware, Bam-Bam, I’m In Your Kitchen (Wearin Your Underwear), Bond, Gold Bond, Gentle Ben, Frank n’ Stein is The Champion of WinterFest XVIII.

What most people don’t know (or is it a Myth?), is that Bam-Bam was born Andy “Ima” Einstein, grandson of Albert Einstein, the father of the nuclear age.

Yes it’s true (or is it?) little Ima Einstein is the grandson of Albert Einstein, and as such, was expected to do great things, and advance the human race much like his grandfather had done so many years ago.

So little Ima went to the very best schools, learned from the very best mathematicians the world had to offer, working tirelessly on his studies 100 hours per week, every week of every year, for the first 25 years of his life.

Despite the hard work, Ima just was not his granddad, and while he did ok, was a “C” student at best, and was often caught in the bathroom “bonding” with his buddies (hmmmmm).

Soon Ima was visiting the Principal’s office on a regular basis, and hanging out with the wrong crowd – you guessed it – Yank Yanks.

Finally came that fateful day when after being summoned to the principal’s office one more time, little Ima was asked to leave “R U Smart University”.

Ima soon began to drink, and ask for dates (no luck here), and to play golf – and the rest is history.

And that’s where the Myth or Legend comes in….

Most believe Ima changed his name from Einstein to Stein at this pivotal point in his life to lose the unbearable weight of the Einstein name, and turned his concentration to becoming the best golfer that WinterFest has ever seen.

Myth of Legend?

Legend!!!

Ima also changed his first name to Bam-Bam and worked hard to get his WinterFest “card”, qualifying him for a shot at the greatest Championship ever – WinterFest.

Which just goes to show – You don’t need to be an Einstein to win WinterFest, you just need the right handicap card….