16th – Snaaake Lawler
15th – The Stork Sterkel
14th – Amped "Mad Max" Hample
13th – Blue Tees "Woozy" Stanley
12th – Indy "Me and Dr. Jones" Klein
11th – Big Easy "Big D" Sommerfeld
10th – Sizzle "En Fuego" Byrn
9th – Demi "The Deuce" Dembeck
8th – Dance Man "The Yankinator" Charleston
7th – Gator "The G-Man" Kouremetis
And now….
15 to 1: The Lama “Cookie” Shirey: The Lama returns to WinterFest this year and promises to bring his trusty sidekick “Hi Ho Silver-Bullet”!! As most have you have seen – The Lama is in tip top form and ready to make a run at his 2nd “Ying Yang” Jacket – have recently scored a hole-in-one in a practice session with Euro brethren Sizzle – and Yank Yank bad boys Snaaake Bubbles Lawler and Squirt Hample. While normally saving his hole-in-ones for competition, The Lama thought a practice hole-in-one was just the ticket as the two stunned Yank Yanks looked on in horror. The Lama is always one-step ahead as he made it look like he was struggling with his game – and Snaaake of course bought it… But The Lama has been very busy lately taking WinterFest “virtual” – which of course is how the Yank Yanks play their best golf. The effort – while outstanding – has left The Lama with a bit of tendonitis – which does not affect the golf swing – but does impact the hoisting of “Hi Ho Silver!!”. Unless The Lama can get this ailment licked – or at least chugged – his chances in WF XVIII are in doubt.
10 to 1: Bam-Bam “I’m In Your Kitchen Wearin Your Underwear” Bond, Gold Bond “Frank n’” Gentle Ben Stein: If ever WinterFest has seen a player that identifies with the term “odds” it is Bam-Bam Stein. This guy reminds me of the guy back in high school that you would carry down the hall to give his daily swirly. Talk, talk, talk, talk – he’s like those chattering teeth you buy in novelty stores – not the kind of novelty stores that Bam-Bam goes to mind you – but they can be found – and ah yes – somehow we find Bam-Bam back every spring, like a weed getting ready to take over you yard. Was Bam-Bam a good add to team Yank-Yank? Some say yes – some say no – most say why are you making me think about this guy? Word is that every since Ryder Cup XV.75 last fall where Bam-Bam took his trusty 45 handicap to his “home” course and spanked Team EUR – that Shamalamma Bam-Bam has been on the bad-boy list of Yank Yank Captain Bubbles Lawler – as Frank n’ has obviously served as a rallying cry to Team EUR as the prepare to pound on the Yanks Yanks in Ryder Cup XVI. Can Bam-Bam win WinterFest? Get serious. Can Bam-Bam affect the outcome of WinterFest XVIII – hell yes – and we’re still working on the vaccine…
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