WinterFest Golf

Even though he’s a dirty Yank-Yank, Amped provides us all with some rare Yank wit, no doubt “borrowed” from somewhere in the ether, great read regardless.

# 10
Golfer   "Think I’m going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy  "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

#  9
Golfer   "I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy  "Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth."

#  8
Golfer   "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy  "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

#  7
Golfer   "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy  "Eventually."

#  6
Golfer   "You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy  "I don’t think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."

#  5
Golfer   "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It’s too much of
a distraction."
Caddy  "It’s not a watch – it’s a compass."

#  4
Golfer   "How do you like my game?"
Caddy  "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."

#  3
Golfer   "Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday?"
Caddy  "The way you play, sir, it’s a sin on any day."

#  2
Golfer   "This is the worst course I’ve ever played on."
Caddy  "This isn’t the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

# 1 Best Caddy Comment
Golfer "That can’t be my ball, it’s too old,"
Caddy "It’s been a long time since we teed off, sir."

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